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An AMC
Biker is cruising along when he spots a little yellow man standing in the middle
of the road, crying. He brings the bike to a standstill, turns it off, and asks
the little yellow man what's wrong.
"I'm
yellow, I'm from Venus, I'm gay and I'm hungry," sobs the little man.
"Well,"
says the biker, "I can offer you a cheese sandwich, but that's as much as I
can do." So he passes a sandwich to the little yellow man
and drives off.
A
bit later he has to stop again, because there's a little red man in the middle
of the road, crying. So he comes to a halt, turns off his bike and a bit more
impatiently - asks the little red man what the matter is.
"I'm
red, I'm from Mars, I'm gay and I'm thirsty," the little man bawls.
So
the biker says, "I can offer you a can of Coke, but that's as much as can
do." He hands a can of Coke down to the little red man and
drives off.
A
little further on, the biker spots a little blue man in the middle of the road.
Really annoyed now, he stops, turns off his bike and snaps, "Yes, you
little blue poof, what planet are you from and what the f*ck do you want?"
And
the little Blue man answers, "Your driver's licence, please...".
